Old ladies, polyester and pee

I had a bladder infection. The kind that makes the urge to pee come from out of nowhere with ferocious intensity. Gotta go and gotta go faster than fast.

Enter the problem. Women’s pants are not designed to be undone fast. Tiny -for- looks-belt, zipper, outside button or hook, inside button, pull down. There were actually times I just pulled down the whole thing without undoing anything (I have no arse).

I can see clearly now why old women prefer stretchy elastic band polyester that wipes up clean pants to the designer lines. Emerging market? Me thinks so.


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